You Pickin’ Up What We’re Puttin’ Down?

Written by Julian Cunningham

“There’s not much to do in Adelaide.”
- People who obviously don’t know Adelaide

For those familiar with the nooks and crannies of this fine city, I’m sure your social life is abundant. For those that are still looking for fun nights out to escape this weather, well, don’t we have an awesome treat for you!

Enter: HoleyMoley.

Wednesday night saw The Iconic Blonde attend the VIP Launch of Adelaide’s newest mini-golf bar, and boy, it did not disappoint! Having successfully launched in Melbourne, Sydney and Brisbane, we were excited to see what all the fuss was about.


Well, the fit out of this place is truly unreal. Eighteen holes of pop-culture madness! From Baby’s got Pac’, a Pac-Man themed hole, to ‘742 Evergreen Terrace’, which sees you ‘putt off’ inside The Simpsons’ lounge room, this joint has it all. The Simpsons couch, might I add, provides an awesome photo op for the occasion with your mates.

If you haven’t lived under a rock there will be plenty of references that tickle your fancy! Personally, I was a big fan of ‘The Iron Throne’, made up entirely of golf clubs. No prizes for guessing the inspiration behind that one.


You could certainly be forgiven for waking up with a hazy memory after a night here; let’s not forget that this is in fact also a bar with a 2am close. The raised DJ booth provides all the party hits that you could want while you boogie your way around the course, while the bar staff do an incredible job knocking up cocktails or cracking open whatever your heart desires. De Bortoli, a fourth generation Australian winery, has the vinos covered and the range is excellent (shout out to Nick and Mark who I bumped into on the seventh).


It was a pearler of a night, with plenty of Adelaide’s familiar faces getting into the spirit, such as Hit107’s Amos Gill and Channel 7’s Amelia Mulcahy.

The team at The Iconic Blonde were joined in the outside entertaining area by fellow bloggers Man About ADL, while we all knocked off plenty of pizza and took a breather from the organised chaos. One thing that was a common theme of discussion: this place exceeded our expectations. Whether it be for a Tinder date (always hard finding something fun), or in a big group such as a birthday or Bucks show, you can be sure that your experience here will be a good one.


Your short game doesn’t need to be decent, but I daresay you’ll think Holey Moley is on par with the best of them. 

Written by Julian Cunningham